Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.
People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings.
So recently I’ve been away. That’s probably going to keep being a thing. Love to everyone I follow and everyone who follows me. If I’m not around as much just know I’m out IRL causing trouble. Or on Facebook.
Miley Cyrus took the honor of Video of the Year at the VMAs. But instead of accepting the award herself, she sent a young homeless man to the stage to share his story and launch a campaign to help homeless youth.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it
Nope not risking this… I love my momma
we’re being faced with a serious issue.
there is only 1 sarcasm left
now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.
yeah, okay, i’ll be sure to do that
|In high school they told us:||There will be no grades in a class except the midterm and the final, so you have to study hard because failing one test means you fail the class.|
|Once I was in college a professor said:||Hey, you guys are working really hard on your third paper, so I'm just going to cancel the final and give everyone a hundred on it.|
|In high school they told us:||In college, class always begins exactly at the scheduled start time. If your class is at 9 AM and you get there at 9:01, the doors will be locked and you'll be out of luck, especially if it's the day of the midterm or final, because then you get a zero.|
|Once I was in college a professor said:||Does anyone mind if I start class at 3:35 instead of 3:30? These elevators are really slow and I want to have time for a cigarette before I teach for 90 minutes.|
|In high school they told us:||Every class you miss drops you a full letter grade in college courses.|
|Once I was in college almost every professor said:||You can miss three classes without a penalty, and a few more if you have a Doctor's note. Sorry to be a hardass, but you automatically fail if you miss more than ten days of class.|
|In high school they told us:||If you do have papers, your professors just lecture and put the assignments on the syllabus. You're completely responsible for remembering the deadlines, they won't remind you. All your professors will do is lecture and the rest is up to you.|
|Once I was in college a professor said:||Okay, so your next paper is in two weeks! I'll keep reminding you in the interim, but I just want to make sure you have enough time to do it! Let's run through the structure I want to see real quick, and if you have any questions, feel free to email me or come to my office hours!|
|In high school they told us:||You have to use MLA formatting and if you make any mistakes in your citations, it'll be considered plagiarism. You'll be expelled and probably sued.|
|Once I was in college almost every professor said:||Please do not use MLA, it is awful, we use either APA or Chicago here because we are not 14 years old.|
petition for the next companion to not be a white girl in her 20s who crushes on the Doctor
petition for the next companion to be a grumpy chinese-american grandma who complains about plot-holes and knits the doctor horrific time-travel-themed sweaters to wear when she thinks it’s cold out (most of the time)
reblogging because this is the best idea ever