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shellbow:

SLAPS YOUR SHITTY OPINION OUT OF THE TAGS

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smosh:

I bet their cat is named #Loki… #thor #sundaypunday #punday #puns #lol #funny

smosh:

I bet their cat is named #Loki… #thor #sundaypunday #punday #puns #lol #funny

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1 day ago

bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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infinite-waffles:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Yup

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molotovriot:

space-tart:

astro-stoner:

hohokev:

why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

why dont jellyfish rule the world

Fun fact!  Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you.  Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom.  Like this:

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sliceofbri:

guys this super cute black girl came in my store with big, beautiful, natural hair and she was showing off her new red dress and i told her “you look so beautiful, just like annie!” and she and her mom didn’t know about the new movie coming out so i showed her the trailer and she said “mommy she looks just like me!” and her smile was so fucking huge

don’t tell me representation isn’t important

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1 day ago

tylerslittleshit:

thirstyfortroyler:

Troye shipped Troyler before it was even called Troyler

i am amazed

(via fourli)

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1 day ago

midoromii:

thegreatestlovestoryevertold:

How it should have ended! Actually this was the first thing that I thought when I saw Sherlock into the dance floor! and I couldn’t resist to post it, specially when many of us are suffering for him!

BLESS YOU FOR MAKING THIS.

(via fourli)

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1 day ago

swagitsune:

I can’t stop making these.

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1 day ago

sassydragon:

sassydragon:

but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad 

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