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Portraits of Women with Vegetable Weapons by Tsuyoshi Ozawa

Portraits of Women with Vegetable Weapons by Tsuyoshi Ozawa

(Source: gallowhill, via theneedledrop)

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3 days ago
theneedledrop:

bobbyport:

fstw:

😂😂😂

GOOD

Y they gotta b dix abt it?

theneedledrop:

bobbyport:

fstw:

😂😂😂

GOOD

Y they gotta b dix abt it?

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3 days ago

tardiscrash:

Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.

People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings. 

(via hangofthursdays)

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1 week ago

So recently I’ve been away. That’s probably going to keep being a thing. Love to everyone I follow and everyone who follows me. If I’m not around as much just know I’m out IRL causing trouble. Or on Facebook. 

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1 week ago

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

ask-marcos-dick:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

image

I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

Nope not risking this… I love my momma

(via sar-bearie)

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1 week ago

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah, okay, i’ll be sure to do that

(via askgeorgebush)

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1 week ago

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you ask an american a question about the metric system and they know the answer, you can go ahead and call the cops because they’re obviously a drug dealer

(via allisonargentisnotdead)

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1 week ago
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