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hornyteen1936:

the baby boomer culture: how an entire generation literally will not shut up about young people doing things they enjoy

hornyteen1936:

the baby boomer culture: how an entire generation literally will not shut up about young people doing things they enjoy

(Source: yvngpharrell, via askgeorgebush)

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1 week ago

pantslesswrock:

dickensianwerewolf:

Credit to Catherine Huerta for the cover illustration from “The Worst Day of Your Life”, number 100 in the CYOA series, and AlanSchell for the Slimer reference.

the original title is the best fucking part

(via askgeorgebush)

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1 week ago
did-you-kno:

A Washington man has been having sex with cars since he was 15.  Source

did-you-kno:

A Washington man has been having sex with cars since he was 15. Source

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1 week ago
myjetpack:

My book of cartoons ‘You’re All Just Jealous of my Jetpack’ is available now:US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/1770461043UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1770461043Other stockists and info at www.tomgauld.com

myjetpack:

My book of cartoons ‘You’re All Just Jealous of my Jetpack’ is available now:
US: http://www.amazon.com/dp/1770461043
UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1770461043
Other stockists and info at www.tomgauld.com

(via pleatedjeans)

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2 weeks ago

mermandos:

y’all try to find the tiniest reason to not support sj/feminism like “oh wow a troll blog once said eating chinese food is cultural appropriation haha sorry i guess i don’t support trans rights at all anymore”

(via liamdryden)

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2 weeks ago

Portraits of Women with Vegetable Weapons by Tsuyoshi Ozawa

Portraits of Women with Vegetable Weapons by Tsuyoshi Ozawa

(Source: gallowhill, via theneedledrop)

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3 weeks ago
theneedledrop:

bobbyport:

fstw:

😂😂😂

GOOD

Y they gotta b dix abt it?

theneedledrop:

bobbyport:

fstw:

😂😂😂

GOOD

Y they gotta b dix abt it?

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3 weeks ago

tardiscrash:

Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.

People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings. 

(via hangofthursdays)

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3 weeks ago

So recently I’ve been away. That’s probably going to keep being a thing. Love to everyone I follow and everyone who follows me. If I’m not around as much just know I’m out IRL causing trouble. Or on Facebook. 

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3 weeks ago

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

ask-marcos-dick:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

Nope not risking this… I love my momma

(via sar-bearie)

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4 weeks ago
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